Ah, wrestling
fans- they're rabid, they're markish, and sometimes they can
come up with funny signs. I honestly don't know where this list
originally came from but it has some gems in it.
* WCW Fears Youth
* David Flair 3:16 "Have you seen my baseball?
* Hey Dean, Turn That Frown... Upside Down!
* I can smell DDP from here! (cheap seats only)
* Saturn hangs out at DuPont Circle (Maryland shows only)
* Konnan... The Other White Meat!
* Scott Keith 3:16 says I just shoved a hot poker up Tony's ass!
* Mike Enos Fan Club:Population 1
* DDP Bang My Grandma
* Godfather Has His Ho's, Venis Has His Hose
* D-GenerAustin X:16 - "I Can't Make Up My Mind!"
* Scott Hall for Schiavone's Personal Chauffeur
* Screwjob ending 4-life
* Nash is the Fake Kane
* This Sign Screwed Bret
* Austin fears San Antonio
* Severn fears a tanning salon
* Gangrel Ate Terri Runnels Fetus!
* The Artist Formerly Known as the Undertaker 6:66 says I just
embalmed you like its 1999
* Mark Henry: BiSexual Chocolate
* FIBER = POO
* Brisco & Patterson - Vince's Corporate Asshole-ciates
* Got Sexual Chocolate Milk?
* Sit Down, Larry!
* Will Job 4 Food
* Smoke alarm! The Rock must be cooking!
* Smoke alarm! The Rock must be cooking!
* Mabel can't read this sign.
* Norman Smiley Did Our Moms
* TONY, it's called a CLOTHESLINE!
* "Look Mom, Were White Trash!' (At the Royal Rumble in Anaheim)
* VaChyna
* Battle For Cockfighting:
Goldberg vs. Patterson
* Kanyon=Ratings
* I am Norman Smileys ONLY Fan!
* Flair's Balls Are Good!
* I spent the entire show looking at the titanton to see my sign
* "Gunn 3:16 sez I just mooned my ass!"
* Quote the Rooster: "Cock-a-doodle-dooo!!!"
* Goldberg Fears Pork
* Don't Sell the Elbow
* Mankind Put My Ass in This Seat
* Chris Benoit...Canadian Crapper?
* Big Poppa Pump Hooked Up My Cable
* Lodi is My Idol
* Tiger Ali 7:11
* Sable Lives in Silicon Valley
* Malenko: Thousand Moves, Zero Personality
* Insane Clown Pussies
* Beer 24:7
* Hey Kane, I Have Cavities!
* Flair 9:11
* Putski Can Kiss My Buttski
* Smack My Bischoff
* HBK= Huge Butt Kisser
* I HATE SIGNS
* Jackie Fears Bras (Was at a house show)
* Getting Oldberg
* The Guy Behind Me Can't See
* Hickenbottom Lick My Bottom
* If Mick Doesn't Win I'll Kill Myself
* Dyslexia 6:31
* Mean Gene is An Ex Porn Star
* Mean Gene is My Dad
* Hogan Fears Rogaine
* No More 3:16 Signs 3:16
* I'd Rather be in Chyna
* Tython Twee Thixteen
* Syxx Rides Naked Luchadores
* SHUT UP SCHIAVONE!
* Traylor Will Job for Food
* Luna Smells Like Tuna
* DDP...Bang this!
* Johnny Polo...Nevermore!
* Shut the Flock Up!
* Disco vs. Jackie...Girl vs. Girl
* HHH Midcarder 4 Life
* I Steal Cable
* I'm Drunk
* Kane Fixed My Teeth
* Koko B. Sting
* Throw Syxx Here (at a Battle Royal)
* Bret Hart 3:16 "Dont you wish you could punch your boss"
* Thunder 3:16 "These matches should be on Saturday"
* Nitro 3:16 "We didn't get bumped for Moby Dick"
* Nitro 3:16 "We didn't get bumped for a dog show"
* Raw 3:16 "Lets shoot lightning out of the ceiling"
* Macho Man 3:16 "I still have constipation!"
* I am blocking the guy behind me with some mark sign so I can
be on TV
* Hey Disciple...Cut My Hair!
* Armstrong Should Call Somebody (from Lodi)
* Chyna Has a Schlong
* Hogan...Please Tell Eric to Rehire Me!!!
* Papa Shango 6:66
* Anus 3:16
* Wojo Fears The Rings of Magliore
* Who's Blowing Goldberg Now?
* Hey Scott Steiner, Those Weren't Tic Tacs!
* Happy 100th Birthday Hogan!
* Raven Fears WCW Fans
* Syxx...From FedEx to DX
* The Guy Behind Me Can't See
* The Biggest Sign in the History of Our Sport!
* It's Tuesday (for WCW Saturday Night)
* Schiavone 3:16
* Koko B...Where?
* Sting Likes Boys
* Eddie Guererro Mows My Lawn
* NWO...Now We're Old
* NWO...Nash Was Oz
* Luna Doesn't Douche
* Bring Back Shockmaster!
* Goldberg Sank Titanic
* I wouldn't job to Kurrgan
* Goldberg: Less Moves Than Hogan
* The Guy Next to Me Stinks
* Big Daddy Kane DDS
* Nitro Sux, Bischoff Swallows
* The Diamond Cutter Doesn't Hurt
* Hogan Left Bischoff's Room at 2AM
* I Saw that on RAW
* Hall + The Franchise Friends 4 LIFE
* Give Bret A Kleenex
* Hogan Is an Awesome Wrestler
* E.C.W - Ever Change Weapons?
* Sting Lives With His Parents
* I could Beat 73 Jobbers!
* WWF: We Want Flair!
* Roman Numerals III:XVI
* Flair Fears Wapner
* Screw This, VH1 is ON!
* Bischoff Sued His Mother
* Nitro Fears the NBA
* Schiavone is a Cuban Drug Lord
* Doink is God
* Vince...Lick My Nuts
* Sting, You Aren't The Crow!
* I'm the Other Steiner Brother
* Sable 316% Silicone
* 1234 LIFE!
* Syxx Still Suxx
* The Nature Boy is Beautiful!
* Free Flair
* Raven Fears Showtunes
* Raven Fears Sammy Hagar
* Hogan is a Geezer!
* Kick Michaels Hickenbottom
* Quote the Flamingo...Nevermore!
* Kidman Fears Lanacane
* Tenay Knows Too Much
* I love Levy (with Raven's High School Photo)
* Hogan is My Grandpa
* I love Potato Salad!
* Here Lizard Lizard Lizard!
* Juvi is a Lost Menudo
* There Are Too Many Ugly Girls Here
* The Flock vs The Bulls
* Miss Liz Fears Viagra
* 3 NINJAS SUCKED!
* The Rock is Cooking Beans!
* Chyna is Jay Leno's Brother
* Chyna takes Viagra
* Lotus 1:2:3
* I Have a complete lack of imagination
* Bret Hart...XYZ
* KLIQ LIQS DIQ
* Paul "Bury Dough" Bearer
* Look Mom, I'm a Mark!
* Hogan Fears Mr. Nanny
* The Real Giant is in my Pants!
* I'd rather job to Giant Gonzalez
* Flair Fears Dentists
* The Jackhammer Tickles!
* Kaufman is The Real King
* Faarooq's Hooked On Ebonics
* Mean Gene Hits It Porno-Style
* Goldberg 3:16 (My longest match time)
* DDP Ate My Rabbit
* Brisco Bros. Stole My Hubcaps
* Xerox 3:16 3:16
* Farooq, Farooq, Farooq is on Fire!!
* Luna is my abusive stepfather
* What the Hell is Faarooq Saying?
* Can You Smell What Dusty's Booking?
* Venis, I want Uranus!
* Vader...IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! It's Time to Lose Some Weight!
* Scott Hall Fears Crackhead Bob
* Legalize Cock Fightin'
* Hey, Biscoff! Give Fonzie's Jacket Back!
* Giant Fears Menthol!
* Farrooq is a Genius!
* Soylent Green is People!
* Hart-Hogan vs. Macho-Piper...Welcome to Jurassic Park!
* I killed My Parents for These Tickets!
* I like Fish
* I've Eaten In Chyna
* Buffer Fears HHH
* Raven Fears His Comb
* Goldberg Killed Kenny
* Bischoff Fears Nielsen
* Next Week...Hogan vs Hanson
* Slim Jims Give You Weak Knees
* Hogan vs. Macho...Match of the (19th) Century
* My Mom is a Ring Rat
* Zybysko's Wife Got Me These Tickets
* Steve Ray...OG!
* Schiavone's Bakin' Brownies
* Habib 7:11
* FAAROOQ SUUCKKS
* Goldberg Fears Workrate
* Shut Up and Wrestle!
* NBA and NFL Out of Wrestling!
* Hogan Hates Cripples
* Hogan Parked in a Blue Zone
* I bought blow with Scott Hall
* Hogan vs. Piper...Age in a Cage
* Ahmed's Johnson
* WCW...Wheel Chair Wrestling
* I Watch Wrestling, and I vote!
* Johnny Carson Never Wrestled
* Chyna stole Leno's Chin
* Giant Needs Bigger Panties
* Gary Coleman is Dink
* Hall Likes Fanny...Hide Your Granny
* Hogan and Fuhrman 4 Life
* DDP Bangs Men
* Disciple 3:16- I watched Someone Kick Your Ass
* Gary Coleman is Val Venis' Sex Slave
* Scott Hall: Princess of Power
* Gangrene
* Chyna, Hide Your Nasty Ass!
* Drunk 24:7
* Sable Fears My Cigar
* Vince Tossed My Salad
* Buff Gets Good Parking
* Jackie Fears Summer's Eve
* Gangrel Fears Garlic
* Sable Fears Tommy Lee
* Lou Gosset is The Cat's Dad!
* BIG SIGN (just a big sign that said "BIG SIGN")
* I fear Ed Leslie's Face
* Pat Patterson Loves Cub Scouts
* D-LO vs. Gangrel...WHO CARES?
* Jeff Jarrett...The Man You Hate to Love to Hate
* The Rock is Cooking Crack
* Tony Schiavone...The Biggest Ass in the History of Our Sport
* Foley 3:Socksteen
* Hogan...Off to The Glue Factory!!!
* Undertaker 3:16...I Just Embalmed Your Ass!
*Undertaker Fears AARP
*Missing: Last Seen On Chris
Jericho (picture of sad clown without pants)